* Windows: Just another pain in the glass 

 * Double your drive-space: delete Windows ! 
 
 * Ever noticed how fast Windows runs ? Neither did I ! 

 * Windows: Turn your Pentium into an XT ... 

 * Windows: XT emulator for an AT 
 
 * Windows is for fun, OS/2 is for getting things done 

 * OS/2 VirusScan -- "Windows found: Remove it? [Y,n]" 

 * Windows'95: New look, same multicrashing 
 
 * Windows isn't a virus, viruses do something 


 * Time on your hands ? Get Windows ! 

 * "Fer sail cheep, Windows spel chekcer, wurks grate" 

 * Microsoft Windows ... a virus with mouse support 

 * Microsoft gives you Windows ... OS/2 gives you the whole house 

 * Newsflash: Microsoft announces Visual Edlin for Windows 

 * Sorry, this virus requires MicroSoft Windows 3.x 

 * Are you using Windows or is that just an XT ? 

 * Bang on the LEFT side of your computer to restart Windows 

 * Beat me, whip me, make me use Windows ! 

 * Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore ... 

 * Bugs come in through open Windows 

 * DOS 6.0 and Windows 3.1 - A turtle and its shell 

 * Difference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail 

 * Error #152 - Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance 

 * Error 005: Windows loading - come back tomorrow

 * Have you crashed your Windows today ? 

 * I'll never forget the 1st time I ran Windows, but I'm trying ... 

 * If Windows is user-friendly, why do you need a 678-page manual? 

 * Masochist: Windows programmer with a smile ! 

 * My latest screen saver: Curtains for Windows 

 * New from McAfee: WinScan - Removes all Windows programs 

 * OS/2 ... Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates 

 * Out of disk space - Delete Windows ? [Y]es [N]aturally yes! 

 * Relax ... you are entering a windows free zone 

 * Some windows were made to be broken 

 * Windows - so intuitive you only need a meg of help files ! 

 * Windows 3.1 - The best $89 solitaire game you can buy 

 * Windows 3.1 vs OS/2 = Michael Jackson vs Mike Tyson 

 * Windows95 will be released as soon as Windows 3.1 finishes loading 

 * Windows Multitasking: messing up several things at once 

 * Windows NT: Nice Try 

 * Windows NT: Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty